Overheard in my classroom during the spelling test today...
Me: FAR-FETCHED. A zombie apocalypse seems like a FAR-FETCHED problem. FAR-FETCHED.
SELF-TAUGHT. Ms. Whiston is SELF-TAUGHT at typing, therefore she types like a T-Rex. SELF-TAUGHT.
QUICK-WITTED. Not only is Ms. Whiston QUICK-WITTED, but she is smart and beautiful as well. QUICK-WITTED.
Student: That sentence seems rather FAR-FETCHED to me, Ms. Whiston.
Well played, young sir. I concede the match.
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