Me: So yeah, I used to live in England when I was a kid.
Student One: Really? Wow! What language did you speak when you lived there?
Me: *mouth working like a fish out of water*
Student Two (with vehemence): YOU IDIOT! DON'T YOU KNOW THEY SPEAK FRENCH IN ENGLAND?
Me: *walks into hall to avoid international incident*
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