Paging Mr. Skywalker...

A few weeks ago, one of the middle school teachers (we'll call him Mr. Skywalker) left our school because he got a job much closer to home.  Of course the kids were upset, but I thought things had started to calm down.  Today's installment proves that it's NEVER over in middle school.

Student:  You know that inflatable unicorn head on your wall behind you?

Me:  WHAT?  THERE'S A UNICORN HEAD ON MY WALL?  NO!

*puzzled silence from student*

Me:  Sigh.  Yes, I am aware of the unicorn head on my wall.

Student:  Well, you should get one like that of Mr. Skywalker.  And he should be wearing that red hat.


1.  No unicorns were harmed in the writing of this blog.

2.  It's a fez.  The unicorn wears the fez usually.  Mr. Skywalker would occasionally steal it from the unicorn and wear it for Hat Day or Fanatic Day.  Or Tuesday.

3.  I have no plans to decapitate Mr. Skywalker in order to hang his head on my wall.  Quite frankly, that would be creepy.