The Honeymoon's Almost Over

So my student teacher has been gone for the past two days in order to attend job fairs and, you know, get a job. Leaving me in charge. I need to get used to it since her days with us are numbered, but I figured I would mess with her while I still can. Here is the actual text messages exchanged between us tonight as she attempted to regroup for tomorrow: 

I am freaking hysterical.