I was playing every teachers' favorite game today, that being "Taking Roll and Mispronouncing Names." Best. Game. Ever. I came to a child who we shall call William.
"William," said I, "what would you like me to call you?"
Can you see where I went wrong? What I meant was, would you like to be Will or William? Totally legitimate question. But, in fairness, that is not the question I asked.
Without even the slightest hesitation, William answered, "Danny DeVito."
And now I have Danny DeVito in my second block class. FOR THE WIN.
